What Have We Learned From Current Affairs?

One of the funniest segments on 'The Chaser's War on Everything' is a parody of the farcical one sided stories that Today Tonight and A Current Affair think are important to society. 

Tonight, their star was a volunteer firefighter suspect of the Victorian bushfires. The classy gentleman was interviewed previously where he proudly exclaimed "I'm a quiet guy, I don't like the attention."

In fact he disliked attention so much that he reappeared tonight - attached to a lie detector.

Inconsequentially, he was told that movement would render the test useless. So he moved constantly to disrupt the test.

Maybe he wasn't so stupid after all.